mysticalcoffeequeen:

tooiconic:

drkarayua:

mastergir:

the fucking slapping noise is incredible

This is unsettling.

1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN

A round of applause

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ratguzzler:

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justbadpuns:

Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive..

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minecraftsona:

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bakunom:

bakunom:

bakunom:

bakunom:

my dumb cat got arrested

he and a couple other neighborhood cats were caught fighting a couple nights ago and someone picked them up and took them to the shelter, it doesn’t open until 11 so i can’t go get him yet

😑 costs 15 dollars to get a pet out of the shelter even though they’ve already inconvenienced me enough by kidnapping my son

snndjfdjcnjdkxm….

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ve5ta:

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frogbong:

Top Ten Applebee’s I’ve Been Arrested In Rated By How Good The Floor Was For Doing The Worm

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sociallyawkwardhufflepuff:

cakemakethme:

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday 

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thighschool:

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