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the fucking slapping noise is incredible
This is unsettling.
1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN
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Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive..
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my dumb cat got arrested
he and a couple other neighborhood cats were caught fighting a couple nights ago and someone picked them up and took them to the shelter, it doesn’t open until 11 so i can’t go get him yet
😑 costs 15 dollars to get a pet out of the shelter even though they’ve already inconvenienced me enough by kidnapping my son
snndjfdjcnjdkxm….
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Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom
we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday
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the fucking slapping noise is incredible
This is unsettling.
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Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive..
a soft friend rests in the light
Uh oh… getting… sleepy….
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Glad the world got to see Anderson Cooper take what looked like his first shot ever
if you say the phrase “you can’t be mad at me i have the right to free speech” three times in a...